January 2012
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Jan 9th
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I forgot how unintentionally hilarious Richie Rich...
Also, how they made the end a badly written North by Northwest for six year olds
Jan 9th
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Chocolate malt balls
Filled with Johnny Walker Blue Label
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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My grandmother's caretaker threw out her vodka,...
My life is pretty much Arrested Development. 
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Jan 3rd
Anonymous asked: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Laura Flynn Boyle?
Jan 3rd
December 2011
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Running with your eyes closed on the treadmill is...
But not really that practical
Dec 7th
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“When I was five years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”  - John Lennon
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November 2011
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Nov 29th
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Musings on the origins of the name DRAI'S
Previous:  Don’t run away in stilettos  Don’t run around in socks Dead rats ate ‘is specialk (said in Cockney accent) Damnit Reptar, attack in style! Present: Ditzy rabid and incompetent sluts Desperate, random, and intoxicated skanks  Dude rockin’ argyle intarsia’S Drunk rabbits and irate serpents
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